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me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can’t do this today
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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
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